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1. Thinking to update status. Please check after sometime
2. I will be back before you pronounce “ajgjfahdgykytrbcdhfk”.
3. Typing…..
4. Expectation is the root of all heartache.
5. WhatsApp Status is Loading……
6. I’m COOL but Global Warming made me HOT.
7. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to know my status.
8. Distance Sucks…..my room is so far away from the kitchen.
9. Status is downloading……..99% complete…..downloading failed.
10. Three Mistakes Of My Life : WTF (WhatsApp, Twitter, Facebook).
11. Our marriage is like work-shops. I work and my wife shops !
12. If you can’t change a girl, change the girl.
13. God is really creative. I mean just look at me.
14. Life is short….chat fast !
15. Status is under construction…check back soon !
16. I don’t have a dirty mind…I have a sexy imagination.
17. Too busy to update a status…..
18. When the image in the mirror hits you, hit back with a smile.
19. Life is too short, don't waste it reading my status.
20. Making mistakes is better than faking perfections!
21. 75% Boys have girlfriends, rest 24 % have brains…remaining 1% are like me, who have both.
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2. I will be back before you pronounce “ajgjfahdgykytrbcdhfk”.
3. Typing…..
4. Expectation is the root of all heartache.
5. WhatsApp Status is Loading……
6. I’m COOL but Global Warming made me HOT.
7. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to know my status.
8. Distance Sucks…..my room is so far away from the kitchen.
9. Status is downloading……..99% complete…..downloading failed.
10. Three Mistakes Of My Life : WTF (WhatsApp, Twitter, Facebook).
11. Our marriage is like work-shops. I work and my wife shops !
12. If you can’t change a girl, change the girl.
13. God is really creative. I mean just look at me.
14. Life is short….chat fast !
15. Status is under construction…check back soon !
16. I don’t have a dirty mind…I have a sexy imagination.
17. Too busy to update a status…..
18. When the image in the mirror hits you, hit back with a smile.
19. Life is too short, don't waste it reading my status.
20. Making mistakes is better than faking perfections!
21. 75% Boys have girlfriends, rest 24 % have brains…remaining 1% are like me, who have both.
Click here to download our mobile app to read this easily on the go.
Quora
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